Tumblers
The desk-hydration flagship — insulated steel tumblers with designs worth keeping in shot on every video call.

Social Battery: Not Found Tumbler
“Social Battery: Not Found” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun

Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story Tumbler
“Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun

Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating Tumbler
“Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun

Time Is a Social Construct Tumbler
“Time Is a Social Construct” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun

Currently Running 47 Tabs Tumbler
“Currently Running 47 Tabs” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
The two-minute quiz
What's your neurodivergent support style?
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