Tumblers
The desk-hydration flagship — insulated steel tumblers with designs worth keeping in shot on every video call.
The Sip & Settle Tumbler
Insulated, straw-lidded, and quietly insistent that you drink water today.
Get it by 10 Aug
Overthinking, Professionally Steel Tumbler
“Overthinking, Professionally” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Different, Not Less Tumbler
“Different, Not Less” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Emotional Regulation? Don't Know Her Steel Tumbler
“Emotional Regulation? Don't Know Her” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Certified Chaos Goblin Tumbler
“Certified Chaos Goblin” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Main Character, Side Quests Only Steel Tumbler
“Main Character, Side Quests Only” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons Tumbler
“Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks Steel Tumbler
“Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Built Different (Diagnostically) Tumbler
“Built Different (Diagnostically)” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Executive Function: Out of Office Steel Tumbler
“Executive Function: Out of Office” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Neurospicy Tumbler
“Neurospicy” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
My Brain Runs a Different OS Steel Tumbler
“My Brain Runs a Different OS” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact Tumbler
“Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact” on a full-wrap tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Sensory Overload: The Sequel Steel Tumbler
“Sensory Overload: The Sequel” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Change of Plans? Absolutely Not Tumbler
“Change of Plans? Absolutely Not” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night Steel Tumbler
“Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Ask Me About My Special Interest Tumbler
“Ask Me About My Special Interest” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Social Battery: Not Found Steel Tumbler
“Social Battery: Not Found” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived Tumbler
“Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story Steel Tumbler
“Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Powered by Unfinished Projects Tumbler
“Powered by Unfinished Projects” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Steel Tumbler
“My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
Dopamine, Please Tumbler
“Dopamine, Please” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating Steel Tumbler
“Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
About tumblers
Tumblers are the hydration tool for people who forget to hydrate: big enough to count, insulated enough to stay cold, and always in view on the desk. UK-printed designs from the same range as our mugs — quietly loud, video-call-friendly.
Common questions
Hot and cold drinks?
Both — double-wall steel keeps cold drinks cold for hours and hot drinks respectably warm.
Do they fit car cup holders?
Standard tumbler footprint — fits most cup holders and desk stands.
Washing?
Hand-wash to protect print and insulation.
The two-minute quiz
What's your neurodivergent support style?
Five patterns, twelve honest questions, zero diagnosis — find out whether you're an Overstimulated Regulator, a Focus Seeker, a Routine Rebuilder, a Burnt-Out Masker or an Emotionally Intense Thinker (and which tools actually help your pattern).