Tumblers
The desk-hydration flagship — insulated steel tumblers with designs worth keeping in shot on every video call.
The Sip & Settle Tumbler
Insulated, straw-lidded, and quietly insistent that you drink water today.
Get it by 25 Jun
Overthinking, Professionally Steel Tumbler
“Overthinking, Professionally” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Different, Not Less Tumbler
“Different, Not Less” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Emotional Regulation? Don't Know Her Steel Tumbler
“Emotional Regulation? Don't Know Her” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Certified Chaos Goblin Tumbler
“Certified Chaos Goblin” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Main Character, Side Quests Only Steel Tumbler
“Main Character, Side Quests Only” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons Tumbler
“Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks Steel Tumbler
“Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Built Different (Diagnostically) Tumbler
“Built Different (Diagnostically)” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Executive Function: Out of Office Steel Tumbler
“Executive Function: Out of Office” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Neurospicy Tumbler
“Neurospicy” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
My Brain Runs a Different OS Steel Tumbler
“My Brain Runs a Different OS” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact Tumbler
“Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact” on a full-wrap tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Sensory Overload: The Sequel Steel Tumbler
“Sensory Overload: The Sequel” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Change of Plans? Absolutely Not Tumbler
“Change of Plans? Absolutely Not” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night Steel Tumbler
“Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Ask Me About My Special Interest Tumbler
“Ask Me About My Special Interest” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Social Battery: Not Found Steel Tumbler
“Social Battery: Not Found” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived Tumbler
“Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story Steel Tumbler
“Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Powered by Unfinished Projects Tumbler
“Powered by Unfinished Projects” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Steel Tumbler
“My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
Dopamine, Please Tumbler
“Dopamine, Please” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun
Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating Steel Tumbler
“Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
About tumblers
Tumblers are the hydration tool for people who forget to hydrate: big enough to count, insulated enough to stay cold, and always in view on the desk. UK-printed designs from the same range as our mugs — quietly loud, video-call-friendly.
Common questions
Hot and cold drinks?
Both — double-wall steel keeps cold drinks cold for hours and hot drinks respectably warm.
Do they fit car cup holders?
Standard tumbler footprint — fits most cup holders and desk stands.
Washing?
Hand-wash to protect print and insulation.
The two-minute quiz
What's your neurodivergent support style?
Five patterns, twelve honest questions, zero diagnosis — find out whether you're an Overstimulated Regulator, a Focus Seeker, a Routine Rebuilder, a Burnt-Out Masker or an Emotionally Intense Thinker (and which tools actually help your pattern).