Tumblers
The desk-hydration flagship — insulated steel tumblers with designs worth keeping in shot on every video call.
Object Permanence? Never Met Her Tumbler
“Object Permanence? Never Met Her” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Time Is a Social Construct Steel Tumbler
“Time Is a Social Construct” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Overthinking, Professionally Tumbler
“Overthinking, Professionally” on a full-wrap tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Currently Running 47 Tabs Steel Tumbler
“Currently Running 47 Tabs” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Sensory Overload: The Sequel Tumbler
“Sensory Overload: The Sequel” on a full-wrap tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Different, Not Less Steel Tumbler
“Different, Not Less” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Tumbler
“My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open” on a full-wrap tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Certified Chaos Goblin Steel Tumbler
“Certified Chaos Goblin” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Emotional Regulation? Don't Know Her Tumbler
“Emotional Regulation? Don't Know Her” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons Steel Tumbler
“Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Main Character, Side Quests Only Tumbler
“Main Character, Side Quests Only” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Built Different (Diagnostically) Steel Tumbler
“Built Different (Diagnostically)” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks Tumbler
“Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Neurospicy Steel Tumbler
“Neurospicy” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Executive Function: Out of Office Tumbler
“Executive Function: Out of Office” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact Steel Tumbler
“Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
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My Brain Runs a Different OS Tumbler
“My Brain Runs a Different OS” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Change of Plans? Absolutely Not Steel Tumbler
“Change of Plans? Absolutely Not” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night Tumbler
“Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Ask Me About My Special Interest Steel Tumbler
“Ask Me About My Special Interest” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived Steel Tumbler
“Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Powered by Unfinished Projects Steel Tumbler
“Powered by Unfinished Projects” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Dopamine, Please Steel Tumbler
“Dopamine, Please” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Object Permanence? Never Met Her Steel Tumbler
“Object Permanence? Never Met Her” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made to order.
Get it by 3 Aug
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