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Vessels for hyperfocus fuel — mugs, travel mugs and bottles with ND humour that's funny because it's accurate.

My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Colour-Inside Mug
“My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open” on a full-wrap colour-inside mug — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun

Powered by Unfinished Projects Steel Tumbler
“Powered by Unfinished Projects” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun

Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating Travel Mug
“Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating” on a travel mug — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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Dopamine, Please Water Bottle
“Dopamine, Please” on a full-wrap water bottle — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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Time Is a Social Construct Tumbler
“Time Is a Social Construct” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 25 Jun

Object Permanence? Never Met Her Colour-Inside Mug
“Object Permanence? Never Met Her” on a full-wrap colour-inside mug — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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Currently Running 47 Tabs Steel Tumbler
“Currently Running 47 Tabs” on a full-wrap steel tumbler — bold gradient art for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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Neurodivergent & Proud Water Bottle
“Different, not less — neurodivergent and proud.” Cosmic rainbow-brain artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Side Quest Specialist Water Bottle
“Side Quest Specialist — I wasn’t distracted, I found bonus content.” Illustrated quest-map artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Different Brains, Limitless Potential Water Bottle
“Different brains, limitless potential.” Chalkboard rainbow-brain artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Different Frequency, Same Value Water Bottle
“Different frequency, same value.” Neon soundwave artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Sensory Break Club Water Bottle
“Sensory Break Club — quiet helps me recharge.” Headphones artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Nonlinear, Still Gets There Water Bottle
“Nonlinear — still gets there.” Winding-path artwork celebrating the scenic route, on a steel water bottle.
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All Minds Matter Water Bottle
“All minds matter — not less, just different.” Hand-drawn chalk doodle artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Pattern Seeker Water Bottle
“Pattern Seeker — I see what others miss.” Geometric constellation artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Please Allow 3–5 Business Days Water Bottle
“Please allow 3–5 business days to process that sentence.” Brain-buffering artwork on a steel water bottle.
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Brain Buffering, Please Wait Mug
“Brain Buffering, Please Wait” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun

My To-Do List Has a To-Do List Mug
“My To-Do List Has a To-Do List” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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What Was I Saying? Mug
“What Was I Saying?” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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Easily Distracted by Shiny Mug
“Easily Distracted by Shiny” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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Just 5 More Minutes (x7) Mug
“Just 5 More Minutes (x7)” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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I'll Do It Later Mug
“I'll Do It Later” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
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Neuro OS Mug
The Neuro OS design on an 11oz ceramic mug — neurodivergent art for your desk. Made in the UK.
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Hyperfocus On, Everything Else Off Mug
“Hyperfocus On, Everything Else Off” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a quietly loud gift for ADHD brains. Made in the UK.
Get it by 18 Jun
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