Gifts
Gifts for the differently-wired person in your life — picked by ND people, so they land as 'you get me' rather than 'you Googled me'.
Certified Chaos Goblin Tumbler
“Certified Chaos Goblin” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 10 Aug
Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks Tumbler
“Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons Tumbler
“Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Built Different (Diagnostically) Tumbler
“Built Different (Diagnostically)” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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My Brain Runs a Different OS Tumbler
“My Brain Runs a Different OS” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Neurospicy Tumbler
“Neurospicy” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
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Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night Tumbler
“Masking by Day, Dissociating by Night” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Change of Plans? Absolutely Not Tumbler
“Change of Plans? Absolutely Not” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Social Battery: Not Found Tumbler
“Social Battery: Not Found” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story Tumbler
“Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived Tumbler
“Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
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Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating Tumbler
“Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Dopamine, Please Tumbler
“Dopamine, Please” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Time Is a Social Construct Tumbler
“Time Is a Social Construct” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Object Permanence? Never Met Her Tumbler
“Object Permanence? Never Met Her” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Currently Running 47 Tabs Tumbler
“Currently Running 47 Tabs” on a tumbler — a sarcastic gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived Mug
“Sorry I'm Late, I Was Being Perceived” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 4 Aug
Time Is a Social Construct Mug
“Time Is a Social Construct” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
Get it by 4 Aug
Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating Mug
“Can't Adult, Currently Hyperfixating” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Powered by Unfinished Projects Mug
“Powered by Unfinished Projects” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for ADHD brains. Made to order.
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Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons Mug
“Not Lazy, Just Out of Spoons” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 4 Aug
Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks Mug
“Powered by Hyperfixation & Snacks” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 4 Aug
Neurospicy Mug
“Neurospicy” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for Neurodivergent brains. Made to order.
Get it by 4 Aug
Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story Mug
“Small Talk Is My Villain Origin Story” on an 11oz ceramic mug — a sarcastic little gift for Autism brains. Made to order.
Get it by 4 Aug
The two-minute quiz
What's your neurodivergent support style?
Five patterns, twelve honest questions, zero diagnosis — find out whether you're an Overstimulated Regulator, a Focus Seeker, a Routine Rebuilder, a Burnt-Out Masker or an Emotionally Intense Thinker (and which tools actually help your pattern).