Hover to zoomExcellent Points, Not Eye Contact Water Bottle
“Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact” on a full-wrap water bottle — bold gradient art for Autism brains. Made to order.
£24.99
Order now — delivered 29–30 July · 14-day promise
Details
Hyperfocus runs on caffeine and Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact Water Bottle is the vessel: an original neurodivergent design on quality drinkware, made to order, built for daily use rather than the back of the cupboard.
Why it works
- Original ND humour — funny because it's accurate
- Print fired into the glaze: dishwasher- and microwave-safe (ceramic)
- Material: Stainless steel
- Made to order
- The reliably safe ND gift — relatable without being pointed
Who it's for
For desk workers, tea people and the chronically caffeinated — anyone whose mug does the talking on video calls. As adhd water bottle go, this is the one we'd hand a friend first.
The practical bits
Tracked delivery as standard, free in the UK over £40. Fourteen days to change your mind, no interrogation.
Common questions
Is Excellent Points, Not Eye Contact Water Bottle dishwasher-safe?
Ceramic mugs, yes — print included. Steel pieces prefer hand-washing; the listing says which.
What size is it?
Standard 11oz unless the listing says 15oz — big enough for a proper brew.
Does the print wear off?
No — it's fired into the glaze, not stuck on top.
- Material
- Stainless steel
- Type
- Water Bottle
- Printed to order
- Design
- Full-wrap print
Delivery
Printed to order and shipped tracked, typically 3–7 working days door to door. Standard delivery £4.99, express £8.99, free on orders over £40.
Returns
14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. Items need to be unused (sensory products unopened, for hygiene). Full details on our delivery & returns page.
Payment
Secure checkout by Stripe — cards, Apple Pay and Google Pay. We never see or store your card details.
The Neuro Supply promiseIf it doesn't click within 14 days, tell us and we'll make it right. Real humans, UK-based.
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Four printable ADHD tools — the daily reset, sensory first-aid list, desk reset and time anchors sheet. No spam.
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Like everything we make, this is an everyday tool that many people find helpful — not a medical device or treatment.
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