Hover to zoomCognitive Battery Hoodie
Cognitive Battery — quietly loud neurodivergent design, made to order on a premium hoodie.
£44.99
Size
Size guideMade to order · order now — delivered 4–7 August · 14-day promise
Details
Ask any ND person about their favourite hoodie and you learn it was never about fashion — it's weight, softness and the hood as a force-field. Cognitive Battery Hoodie leans all the way in: heavyweight fleece, proper hand-feel, original design.
Why it works
- Heavyweight 50/50 fleece — substantial, grounding feel
- Original ND design; many pieces with bold back prints
- Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
- DTG-printed to order
- Unisex S–2XL — size up for the wrap-yourself-in-it fit
Who it's for
Made for cold offices, loud days and the sensory-seekers who need their clothes to weigh something. As adhd hoodie go, this is the one we'd hand a friend first.
The practical bits
Made to order and tracked to your door — free UK delivery over £40, and our 14-day promise: if it doesn't click, tell us and we'll sort it.
Common questions
Is Cognitive Battery Hoodie heavy or light?
Mid-heavyweight fleece — substantial enough to feel grounding without cooking you indoors.
Where is the design printed?
Many pieces pair a small chest emblem with a bold back print — the photos show both sides.
How should I wash it?
Cold, inside out, hang dry. The print and the fleece both last far longer that way.
- Material
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
- Fit
- Unisex regular
- Care
- Wash cold, inside out
- DTG print
Size guide
| Size | To fit chest | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36" | 69 |
| M | 38–40" | 71 |
| L | 42–44" | 74 |
| XL | 46–48" | 76 |
| 2XL | 50–52" | 79 |
| 3XL | 54–56" | 81 |
Delivery
Printed to order and shipped tracked, typically 3–7 working days door to door. Standard delivery £4.99, express £8.99, free on orders over £40.
Returns
14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. Items need to be unused (sensory products unopened, for hygiene). Full details on our delivery & returns page.
Payment
Secure checkout by Stripe — cards, Apple Pay and Google Pay. We never see or store your card details.
The Neuro Supply Co promiseIf it doesn't click within 14 days, tell us and we'll make it right. Real humans, UK-based.
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Like everything we make, this is an everyday tool that many people find helpful — not a medical device or treatment.
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